06 Irving’s Camp Fire Song（暑假的最后一天）

儿歌名称：06 Irving’s Camp Fire Song（暑假的最后一天）
歌词：
飞哥与小佛 暑假的最后一天 Phineas and Ferb Last Day of Summer系列歌曲
[00:00.00]Here's a campfire song my mother taught me.
[00:04.31]Doodly-doodly-dee
[00:05.49]A diddly-diddly-doo,
[00:07.16]If you go out in the woods
[00:08.76]Here are the things you should not do...
[00:10.96]Oh, never lick a tree below the dog line,
[00:15.34]If it's brown and sticky, do not pick it up (Unless it's a stick.)
[00:19.01]Banjo-playing hicks should be avoided,
[00:22.09]And it's no joke, that poison oak is not a friendly shrub.
[00:25.77]With a diddly-diddly-doo and a doodly-doodly-dee,
[00:28.79]Something horrible will happen if you don't listen to me
[00:32.82]Lakes and creeks and ponds are fish's toilets,
[00:36.21]A thimbleful would surely be your death.
[00:39.52]Don't drink out of a bog,
[00:41.04]You may ingest a polliwog.
[00:42.99]And soon you may be drawing your last breath.
[00:45.19]Be a grownup!
[00:46.52]Doodly-doodly-dee
[00:47.99]A deedly-doodly-doo,
[00:49.40]All these gruesome things are surely
[00:51.17]Gonna happen to you.
[00:53.53](takes a deep breath)
[00:55.07]Your sinew's torn apart by a grizzly...
[00:59.72]Your large intestines wrapped around a tree...
[01:05.41]If you make the slightest blunder,
[01:08.19]You'll be surely torn asunder.
[01:10.79]Did I forget to mention killer bee-hee-hees?
[01:17.95]They're comin' up from South America. Read the news, people.
[01:22.22](Rock music)
[01:24.02]Flash floods, lightning strikes, avalanches, blizzards!
[01:27.66]Mountain lions, marmosets, honey badgers, lizards!
[01:31.21]Scorpions, parasites, black widows, rabies!
[01:34.84]Sunburn, frostbite, head trauma, scabies!
[01:39.47]Don't even get me started 'bout mosquitoes!
[01:43.64]Malaria!
[01:45.14]Everybody!
[01:46.77]Doodly-doodly-dee! (Dengue fever!)
[01:50.76]Diddly diddly doo! (Whooping cough!)
[01:54.80]If you go into the woods
[01:57.29]Then this will happen to you!
[02:03.77]Nature's gross!
[02:05.28]